No-Fear Maria

Raising it up pre-flop with





Although ahead with her top pair, Maria was rather unnerved to see the menacing sight of an


However, with blanks hitting the turn and river, Roland was unable to find that cow's behind with his banjo and was forced to request his second chance and lose that magic yellow chip.
"You didn't believe me?" inquired Roland.
"You could have any two cards," replied Maria.
Roland's reputation as a wild player clearly precedes him. Meanwhile, Maria jumps up to 8.5K.